JFF: Let's have some fun with movies...

ElM, 
there's no list link.  :)

Not sure if these jokes are what you had in mind or not, but here goes.  Disclaimer: If I offend anyone by offending a movie they like, I am sorry.  Everyone has their own taste.  ;)

I thought Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was kinda good... then I watched it after my fever went away.

What did Vin Diesel say after a long day of driving on-set Fast and Furious?  "I'm tire-d!"  :D
Well, actually he said, "M trd... mmmm," but that was his point.

Want to hear the longest, slowest conversation ever?  Put Christopher Walken, Bella from Twilight, and Severus Snape to talking!

Riddle:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Norris got mugged by a pip squeak... how did this happen?  :O  :D